Wednesday, November 22, 2006

BAKING SODA

Baking soda is good for just about everything. I think we should try it in the War Against Terrorism. I heard a guy on the radio, William Odum, who used to be a General in the U.S. Army. He said you couldn’t have a War Against Terrorism. Terrorism isn’t an enemy. It’s a strategy. It's about as sensible to say we declare war on night attacks and expect we're going to win that war. That’s what Odom says. The NPR headline said General Odum names the problem. Well I’m naming the solution. Baking Soda. Solutions for: My Home. My Family. My Body. For the Bathroom. Laundry Room. Garage. Family Room. Bedroom. Nursery. Outside. Playroom. Kitchen. As an Antacid. Cat Litter Deodorizer. Chlorine Bleach Booster. Camping Necessity. Deodorant. Detergent Booster. Hand Cleanser. Oral Appliance Soak. Refreshing Bath Soak. Soothing Foot Soak. For Cleaning Baby Equipment. Cleaning Baby Toys. Cleaning Bathroom Floors. Cleaning Batteries. Cleaning Brushes and Combs. Cleaning Cars. Cleaning Grills. Cleaning Lawn Furniture. Extinguishing Fires. For Deodorizing Cars. Deodorizing Drains. Deodorizing Camper Water Tanks. Deodorizing Musty Towels. Deodorizing Recyclables. Deodorizing Wastebaskets. For Baby Spills on Carpet. Carpet Spills. Dry Baths for Dogs. Facial Scrub and Body Exfoliant. Family-Safe Cleaning. Hair Care. Hand-Washing Dishes and Pots and Pans. Head-to-Toe Personal Care. Liquid Laundry. Loving Your Pets Not Their Odors. Microwave Cleaning. Mouth Cleaning. Mouth Freshening. Outdoor Fun. Piled-High Laundry. Pool Care. Septic Care. Shower Curtains. Skin Care. Surface-Safe Cleaning. Upholstery Spills. To Clean Baby Combs. Clean and Deodorize Plastic Containers. Clean and Deodorize Lunch Boxes. Clean and Freshen Sports Gear. Clean Furniture. Clean Pet Toys. Clean Pool Toys. Clean Walls. Clean Up Your Mouth. Deodorize and Clean Dishwashers. Deodorize Baby Bottles. Deodorize Car Ashtrays. Deodorize Diaper Pails. Deodorize Drains and Garbage Disposals. Deodorize Garbage Can. Deodorize Gym Bags. Deodorize Pet Bedding. Deodorize Retainers. Deodorize Sneakers. Deodorize Your Wash. Freshen Ashtrays. Freshen Closets. Freshen and Deodorize Carpets. Freshen Sheets. Freshen Stuffed Animals. Freshen and Deodorize Upholstery. Freshen Towels and Sheets. Gently Clean and Freshen Baby’s Laundry. Remove Oil and Grease Stains. Or Just for Kids. That about covers it. Baking Soda. It’s a substance. It’s a solution. It’s a strategy. Yeah, Arm & Hammer. Go figure.

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