COUCHES

Mairéad sits on her couch with Clio + Marina (when she's home), also Vincent.

Steve sits on his couch with Mary, sometimes.

Tyler sits on his couch with his wife, his cat, his best friend called Zach, and his parents.

Adam Robinson doesn't have a couch.

Ms. B sits on the couch with her roommate's kittens. Sometimes her roommate. Or two roommates. But never all three roommates.

Daniel sits on his couch with his girlfriend, and sometimes a friend.

Chris sits on his couch with his wife.

Sean sits on his couch with roommates, visiting friends, + drug dealers.

Drew sits on his couch alone or sometimes with his mother or sometimes with his father or sometimes with his girlfriend but mostly he sits on it alone.

David sits on his couch with his cats and his girlfriend.

David sits on his couch with his cat.

Matthew doesn't have a couch.

Morgan doesn't have a couch but if s/he did s/he would sit on it alone.

Robert Alan Wendeborn sits on his couch with people.

Nina sits on her couch with friends + coworkers.

Jason sits on his couch with his wife, his dog, his son, his daughter, his computer, his blanket, his pillow, his ego, + his sense of existential crisis.

Germary sits on his/her couch with Formals.

Milford sits on his couch with his spouse.

Marshall doesn't sit on his couch.

Trey doesn't sit on his couch regularly but when he does he sits with the dog, his girlfriend, his roommate, his computer, the television remote, the playstation controller, a pillow, a blanket, his brother, + his mom.

George sits on his couch with his mom.

Zachary sits on his couch with his son + wife.

Marie sits on her couch with her cats.

Steve sits on his couch with his cat + roommates.

Aaron sits on his couch with his cat + occasionally less furry people.

Jim's couch is in the garage.

Nathan Tyree sits on the couch with his dog, Roxy.

Jenny sits on her couch with her cat.

Laura sits on her couch with Dean.

Alex sits on his/her couch with no-one.

Mister sits on his couch regularly + not regularly with his dog + wife.

Adoley sits on the couch with his/her father.

Uli sits on his couch with his wife.

Jones sits on his/her couch with his/her hamster.

Nathan sits on his landlord's couch occasionally with Robbie, Davis, Julie, Courtney, &tc.

Andy Devine sits on his couch with his wife + their cats.

Jeremy sits on his couch with his wife.

Pho sits on the couch with Jenny.

Madeleine sits on her couch with family.

Richard Lawrence Zachary Whalen never sits on his couch but when he does he sits alone.

Peter Davis sits on the couch with his wife, his dog, his children, + his guests.

Heather sits on her couch with Hastings.

Maria sits on her couch with a dog, a man, + a fuzzy brown blanket.

Susan does not sit on her couch regularly but when she does she sits alone.

Tim prefers the chair next to it but will sit on the couch with the cat if the chair is occupied.

Margo sits on her couch with her cat Lixo.

Katie sit on her couch with her boyfriend Matt + her goldfish swims at the end of the couch.

Ken sits on his couch with a girl.

Stephanie sits on her couch with Francis.

Paul Hanson Clark recently sat on his favorite couch with a girl named Su. Sometimes he sits next to Neal or Alex on his 2nd favorite couch while he eats.

Jared Allen Ellis doesn't sit on his couch. He lays on it but only when his stepdad isn't around.

Ross sits on his couch with friends, monotony, drugs, alcohol, + his own poor self image.

Alison sits on her couch just by herself.

Shaun used to sit on his couch with various ex-girlfriends. Now he does not sit on it.

Tony doesn't have a couch.

Peter doesn't sit on his couch regularly but when he sits on it he sits on it with his wife.

Luke doesn't sit on his couch regularly either but when he sits on it he sits on it with his cat.

Liz has a couch and sits on it regularly by herself.

Bill sits on his couch with his wife + kids.

Jared Samuel White sits on his couch with a pile of books.

Charlotte Marion Baker sits on her couch with Joseph Daniel Lawlor.

Chase Kamp sits on his couch with his roommates, their cat, + some guests.

Mork sits on his couch with his GF.

Matt sits on his couch with Melanie.

Brendan Egan does not sit on his couch regularly but when he does he is often alone, which allows him a nearly indecent amount of leg room.

Kim sits on the couch regularly, with Lee and the cats.

Clio sits on her couch regularly with her mom, her sister, her cat, blankets, pillows, and a coverall that keeps falling down!

Elizabeth sits on her couch regularly, by herself.

Anna doesn't have a couch, it's her parents' couch; and she doesn't sit on it; she sits in a chair because it hurts her lower back to lay on her tummy; she sits on her couch with her laptop.

Steve sits on his couch—but not regularly—with Dave.