YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING

You think you know something about caulk.
You think you know about the different kinds of caulk.
You think you know how to use a caulking gun.
You think you know how to say caulk.
Well I got a question for you—
What makes you think you know anything about anything?
You think you’re running the show.
You think you’re doing a pretty good job of it.
Well I got news for you—
No-one’s going to your show bud.
You don’t know anything about anything
And nobody’s going to your show.