NAMES FOR THINGS

There's nothing like olives.

There's nothing like parsnips either.

There's nothing like carrots.

There's nothing like potatoes.

There's nothing like lemons.

There's nothing like salt.

Nope there's nothing like salt.

There's nothing like pepper.

There's nothing like celery.

There's nothing like nothing goddammit.

That's why we call them all different things.